other guys will open the door for you. DMC guys walk through the door with you.
other guys will let you cut their queue. DMC guys will let you queue for them.
other guys will let you enter the lift first. DMC guys will enter the lift first, to hold the door for you.
other guys will talk to you in a nice and shy manner. DMC guys will treat you as a long lost friend.

now which do you prefer?

apparently girls usually see that being nice to girls and treating them to much royalty as the right guy, the better one. but they dont realise that, it just isnt. or maybe they are, but that isnt how i see it though. i'd rather treat a girl as a girl, a human, rather than be sooo soo nice to her, when its all nothing but a chore, a tiring process. all for what? to get into the girl's good books? nah. being frank is much better. at least she will like you for who you are, but not the show you're putting up just to impress. hm hm.

the above para is not for ugly girls to read. LOL. ugly or not, u decide ;DD

if you think ur ugly, confirm with me first ;D if i ASSURE you that you are, than you can click HERE.

thats why, DMC guys make wonderful friends, okay boyfriends, and lousy servants.

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there are 5 girls every guy will ever love in his life. anything or anyone else is bullshit.

1. - your mum. duh.
2. - your bff. best friend. bestie. bestest friend. whatever. that is if she is a she and not a he.
3. - your 1st girl. ooh, the excitement.
4. - your wife. sigh. your last. excitement ends here.
5. - the hottest, loveliest, cutest, sweetest, naughtiest babe you've got in between 3 and 5.

tada. and thats the summary of the love life of a 90 yr old fella.

off to dinner. tata.

(disclaimer: none of the above is true, everything is fictional. if you happen to find any relevance to your current life, then probably you're human. if you dont, then probably you should start finding your way back to mars. or you could date the textbook. its a good start, isn't it?)